#drarry funny

[a-very-potter-tumbly]

Harry, reaching for a coffee pot: What if I put coffee in my cereal instead of milk?

Draco, taking the pot as he walks past: What if you don't?

[sunfl0w3rmel0n]

Harry: I thought this was meant to be a game of things you’ve never done before.

Hermione: What about it?

Harry: I’ve done them all.

Hermione: *quickly scans card deck* Streaking?

Harry: Done it.

Hermione: Ice cube in your trousers?

Harry: Unfortunately.

Hermione: Head? Given or received.

Harry: Yes… Both.

Hermione: Pole danced? BDSM? Role play?

Harry: Yes, yes, and yes, twice.

Hermione: Who-?

Draco: Excuse me, Granger. Sorry to cut this short, but I actually need to borrow Potter for, say, the rest of the evening to attend to some business.

Hermione: But I thought we were going to play this game..?

Draco: *smirk* Oh, there are plenty of games Potter and I will be playing tonight. But between you and me, if you see Potter walking funny in the morning, no you didn’t.

[that-weird-skeleton-bastard]

smol drarry comic

it does work :D

[panda-malfoy-93]

OMGGGG THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!! Honestly though I had a heart attack when ao3 was done but we survived it!!!

[starchaserfanatic]

My Friends/Family: Hey can I see your phone? I need to look something up.

Me, closing like 80+ Ao3 Tabs as fast as I can:

[littlewinnow]

Au where the malfoys move away from the manor, scorp goes to preschool (harry + albus r there too??) and they explore the muggle world???

[iamnmbr3]

lmao. accidental drarry foreshadowing in book 4.

[writerquil]

when I go to a ship page for shits and giggles and so I can laugh and internally pick fun at it only to start shipping it myself

[oddikon]

Harry’s Snapchat

[sunfl0w3rmel0n]

*at a party Harry is hosting*

Ron: You have that boy wrapped around your fingers, mate.

Harry: W-what? No, I don’t!

Ron: Say his name.

Harry: *whispering* Draco.

Draco: *pops up out of nowhere* You called, darling?

Ron: See what I mean?

[i-live-in-my-bookshelf]

I live for *insert any homoerotic male love interests that were not canon but also so down bad for each other even the actors want it to happen*

[frm9pm]

They’re aurors but every month(or week?) they have to submit a list of possible new spells/hexes to the ministry. This is meant to keep aurors sharp and adaptable with as many tools in their arsenal. And if you ask why there’s not a dedicated department for spell discovery, it’s because someone said that only an auror on the field would know what’s needed on the job.

[definetlynotanyonesuspicious]

bookmarking fics this, marking for later that - Wrong!

look at that smile. that's a smile that says open another tab like god intended

[starchaserfanatic]

Does anyone else read fics that have absolutely zero conflict? And it’s all just nice and sweet?? Because reality is just such a kick in the teeth?? No? Just me?

Like let me have my silly little guys and let them be in love with no trauma whatsoever, okay? Okay, great. Just let them be silly.

[ziggystqrdust]

i had a dream about you // alucinatio by alexmeg

“He stares at the ceiling, blinking blankly every now and then, until his eyes close and he falls asleep.”

hey so what the fuck

bonus

caption translation: “you’re an angst enjoyer”

video translation: “that feeling like where it hurts so much but it feels good, you know that feeling when “aww im so sad cuz they didnt end up together😞” but its also satisfying in a way that they didnt end up together😁”

[ghostofnoir]

-Draco Malfoy and the Unfortunate Dilemma of Harry Pottsr